.... Bill Shorten earnestly considers heading over there, away from the media glare - for some Icelandic "me time." It's either that - or spending quality time at home (AWOL) decluttering his over-stuffed closet.
And with the budget in emergency mode, Joe Hockey considers the feasibility of a VPL (Visible Panty Line) levy. It could be the one desperate and untried measure, that reigns in the dollars needed to cover PPL, and other LOL reforms and initiatives.
Early VPL adopters endorse it...
And still reeling from recent media malfunctions and subsequent conniptions ....in dire need of a makeover that reflects the government's new brand -Team Australia - Joe Hockey looks to Hollywood's A-Team for inspiration.
So could this be the prototype of a newly manscaped, and sensitive bro-Joe?
Or, perhaps a Postman Pat makeunder ...is the obvious solution?